These guys and their data teams ran queries of all kinds and pulled spreadsheet after spreadsheet of information to try and answer our strange questions.We also needed Ok Cupid to get permission from their users to enable us to publish those popular profile pics.But one 22-year-old single took this trope to ridiculous and glorious levels on his dating profile.Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.I’m here to [hedge and say you want to meet new people], and I’d love to [flirtatious invitation].” C’mon, guys, you’re more than the sum of your Netflix queue! To give you some idea of how it’s done — and how it should never ever be done — we’ve compiled the 13 all-time funniest dating profiles out there.
’ and I go, ‘Yes — but I like danger.'” Then the romantic evening takes a turn for the ludicrous.Rosefacekillahh, from Melbourne, Australia, warns online daters that she’s “not down to earth at all” in her Ok Cupid profile’s self-summary.Then she explains in vivid detail what will happen if you don’t answer her texts.“We come outside and we see my car’s on fire,” Jake continues.“I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No, I knew this was gonna happen.’ And then I kiss you.If you’re a gay man, pose outdoors—48 percent of the profile pics of the most popular gay men on Ok Cupid were snapped outside. ) Selfies are acceptable for women (45 percent of top-ranking straight women used them, as did 4 percent of lesbians), but not so much for men.